I was in Jewel-Osco tonight and I turned around because of an extra creaky sounding cart. I just started laughing out loud because it was so shocking. “What in the world are you doing there?”He was laughing harder than me. He said it was for a “pop party” His mom was laughing harder than anyone, but she didn’t want her picture taken. I asked one more time and he stuck with his pop party story, but winked. Coke was on sale, but no more so than any other store. He was hilarious dead-panning one moment and belly the laughing the next. I told him he could leave a three mile swath of kids with rotten teeth and their moms would chase him down.